Q= Who are you?
A= We are Mark Schuster, Marc Kaye, and Mark Zeidman. Best friends since college, we worked at different dental practices for a short time after graduation, but it was battling destiny (or was it dent-isty?). We formed our own practice 11 years ago, and have been bringing smiles to our patients ever since. (Well, first we fix their teeth. Then we make those fixed teeth smile.)
Q= Are you guys actual dentists?
A= No! Absolutely not. Neither Mark, Marc, nor Mark are accredited dentists or are in any way certified by any dental school. Nor, for that matter, are they actual people. They are characters, and you should by no means take anything they have to say as a doctor's opinion.
Q= What's the deal with the vidz?
A= People always tell us that we're the funnest dental practice around. Our patients always leave with a smile in their heart, a laugh on their lips, and one of those little toothbrush thingies that have our names on it in their pockets. One day Marc's son Sammy came by the office (on a school holiday when Pam couldn't watch him because of her biweekly book club/margarita night/charity group) and showed us some of the internet videos he and his friends made. Well, we thought, we're funnier then a group of 12 year olds, especially considering how painfully unfunny Sammy is. So why not give it a shot? The reaction has been SPECTACULAR. Especially considering how much funnier we are then Marc's stupid kid's stupid videos. The bloggersphere seems to love the crap out of us. But of course, in our hearts, teeth come first.
Q= Are any of the Dr. Mark/cs married?
A= Dr. Kaye is happily married, but Drs. Zeidman and Schuster are both bachelors.
Q= I thought Dr. Schuster was married?
A= He was. Now he's not. Next Question.
Q= Sorry. What are your thoughts on flossing versus dental tape?
A= Once again, we are not actual dentists, and as such can not give an opinion one way or the other. However, we are split on this question. Zeidman is a strong proponent of dental tape, whereas Dr. Kaye and Dr. Schuster believe in traditional floss. They both have positives and negatives.
Q= Is your facility state-of-the-art?
A= Absolutely! We feature the latest in high-tech, state of the art practice. We’ve got new machines that actually can do our work with lasers. You know what that means….more time to make videos!!
Q= Are you guys as funny as Patch Adams?
A=No. Nobody is as funny as Patch Adams.